Kidnapping Advice

I think I caught the AT&T sales guy off-guard the other week.  We were getting an iPhone for moi (woot) and the sales guy was nice enough to turn the tv to cartoons for the boys.  They had a huge ottoman in the middle of the wide-open store, with a big screen right in front of it.  So the boys sat quietly and watched as we went about our transaction.

We could see them, they were within spitting distance, but not glued to our legs.  I felt they needed some advice, regardless.

“Boys, if someone tries to grab you…”

I could feel the “here comes the big speech” eye-roll from the sales guy.

“…make sure you tell them you’re allergic to peanuts!”

“Okay.” In unison.

And he burst into laughter.

Safety first, y’all.