I haven’t written in a loooong time. I know everyone has been on tenterhooks just dying to see what’s been going on. Let me see…
- laundry
- laundry
- dishes
- laundry
- homework
- laundry
- laundry
That kind of sums it up. If you’re wondering where and why there are no old entries, I urge you to read the menu at the top that says “Why the new blog?” That explains everything.
A funny!
Last night Rhys was playing Minecraft with Sarah. Needless to say, he’s a tad better than she is at the game. Poor Sarah. Her character was just standing there, trying to walk around and Rhys started digging a hole. Guess who fell in? Yes. Poor, inept Sarah. Then he buried her alive. THEN he built a box over her with regular blocks, then added some obsidian.
Rhys: HAHAHAHA!!!!
Sarah: Daddy! Rhys is burying me! Help!! I can’t get out!!
Henry: Dad, turn into a creeper and you can get out!
Dave: I’m trying but…
Xbox Screen: You cannot use evil in peaceful mode.
You cannot use evil in peaceful mode.
Rhys: HAHAHAHA! I SET IT TO PEACEFUL MODE!
Sarah: Hysterical crying.
Rhys: And NOW for some LAVA!!!
The box starts overflowing with lava and pigs and sheep start burning to death because they’re too stupid to stay away.
Me: (hiding behind a pillow because I’m giggling like an idiot)
Sarah: HELP ME!!! I’m dying! Rhys you are SO MEAN!!!
Rhys: evil laughter
Henry: Rhys! That is not funny! Mom is laughing! Mom, why are you laughing? (joins in laughing)
Dave: Sarah, I got you out.
Xbox Screen: (Sarah) YOU DIED! Respawn in 5 seconds.
Rhys: I put her in survival, hahahah!!!
Me: CHANGE THAT BACK NOW!!!
Dave: Turns off the Xbox.
And that was that. The lesson here? Never play Minecraft with Rhys. He plays to win, at any cost and it’s not even a game about winning. He’s going to cut someone’s hand off the next time they play chess, mark my words.