I haven’t written in a loooong time. I know everyone has been on tenterhooks just dying to see what’s been going on. Let me see…
That kind of sums it up. If you’re wondering where and why there are no old entries, I urge you to read the menu at the top that says “Why the new blog?” That explains everything.
Last night Rhys was playing Minecraft with Sarah. Needless to say, he’s a tad better than she is at the game. Poor Sarah. Her character was just standing there, trying to walk around and Rhys started digging a hole. Guess who fell in? Yes. Poor, inept Sarah. Then he buried her alive. THEN he built a box over her with regular blocks, then added some obsidian.
Sarah: Daddy! Rhys is burying me! Help!! I can’t get out!!
Henry: Dad, turn into a creeper and you can get out!
Dave: I’m trying but…
Xbox Screen: You cannot use evil in peaceful mode.
You cannot use evil in peaceful mode.
Rhys: HAHAHAHA! I SET IT TO PEACEFUL MODE!
Sarah: Hysterical crying.
Rhys: And NOW for some LAVA!!!
The box starts overflowing with lava and pigs and sheep start burning to death because they’re too stupid to stay away.
Me: (hiding behind a pillow because I’m giggling like an idiot)
Sarah: HELP ME!!! I’m dying! Rhys you are SO MEAN!!!
Rhys: evil laughter
Henry: Rhys! That is not funny! Mom is laughing! Mom, why are you laughing? (joins in laughing)
Dave: Sarah, I got you out.
Xbox Screen: (Sarah) YOU DIED! Respawn in 5 seconds.
Rhys: I put her in survival, hahahah!!!
Me: CHANGE THAT BACK NOW!!!
Dave: Turns off the Xbox.
And that was that. The lesson here? Never play Minecraft with Rhys. He plays to win, at any cost and it’s not even a game about winning. He’s going to cut someone’s hand off the next time they play chess, mark my words.